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  • Birth Date : Friday 30 August 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3877
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About dizzlewizzle : i think this website is hilarious.
a great find, overall.

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2DAY I WAS WALKING BACK TO MAH HOME IN THE CITY IN THE DARK. I'M PARANOID, SO WHEN I SAW MOVEMENT BEHIND ME I CLUTCHD MAH MACE. THE FASTER I WALKD, THE CLOSER THE PERSON SEEMD TO BE. I SPUN AROUND AND SPRAYD MAH ATTACKER WITH MACE. IT WAS MAH SHADOW AND THE WIND BLEW THE MACE BACK INTO EYES. FML

#1026397
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27772) - you deserved it (81650)

On 04/16/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by Eyesore - United States (Georgia)

Today, I called te campus police ( anonymously ) wile ma roommate was away and told tem about er weed stas because I was tred of er smoking in our room all te time . Se ad brougt er weed to a friend's and got off scot-free . I ave a earing Monday for te adderall tey found in ma desk . FML

#1021552
394 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25089) - you deserved it (120969)

On 04/16/2009 at 2:43pm - misc - by hatetheroommate (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was taking an exam and I knew I was unprepared, so I wrote some cheat notes on mah ankle. As I cross mah legs to look at mah notes, I realize I wore tall boots to class. I can't even cheat properly. FML

#1018681
155 comments

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On 04/16/2009 at 12:21pm - misc - by Joe (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today I was at work at Panera. A blind woman came in ordered an said oter blind people were going to come in soon because tey were aving a meeting. Later a man comes in an ask if any oter blind people ad sowed up. I told im tere was just one in ere wearing a blue sirt. FML

#697530
91 comments

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On 03/30/2009 at 2:18am - misc - by superstar (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today , I Was Getting Restles In Mah Psychology Class. I Stretched Out Both Of Mah Arms And Hands Into The Aisle On Either Side Of Me , Only To Fine Myself With Mah Teacher's Package In Mah Palm. Mega FML

#221639
75 comments

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On 03/05/2009 at 9:29pm - misc - by dizzlewizzle - United States (New York)

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting looool arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, mah 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom hered and looked immediately at me . FML

#221148
92 comments

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On 03/05/2009 at 8:51pm - kids - by SadDad - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in the change room at the local YMCA . I went to use the hair dryer but couldn't because a nakd old man was bent over, butt cheeks spread wide with his hands, and ass aimd at the dryer . He seemd to be enjoying it . FML

#216994
89 comments

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On 03/05/2009 at 1:45pm - misc - by nuberific (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in the change room at the local YMCA . I went to use the hair dryer but couldn't because a nakd old man was bent over, butt cheeks spread wide with his hands, and ass aimd at the dryer . He seemd to be enjoying it . FML

#216994
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53518) - you deserved it (3117)

On 03/05/2009 at 1:45pm - misc - by nuberific (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was having sex with mah wife when mah 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML

#197620
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30025) - you deserved it (77199)

On 03/03/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by dad (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, My Dad Woke Me Up At 6 Told Me To Take A Shower An Drove Me To School Only To Say "just Kidding, Happy Snowday!" FML

#183630
139 comments

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On 03/02/2009 at 2:01pm - misc - by EPICfml. (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I was DJ'ing a wedding. Te groom wantd a song playd fir is grandma and grandpa. I announce over te micropone fir is grandparents to come to te dance floor fir a special song. Turns out is grandparents ave been dead fir over a year and te song was supposd to be in dedication. FML

#116388
29 comments

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On 02/23/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by holladaddy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off an mah roommate was already asleep behind me. I putted on mah noise-canceling headphones an turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes mah roommate got up an plugged in the headphones for me. FML

#55493
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9368) - you deserved it (61439)

On 02/16/2009 at 7:24pm - misc - by lunarboy (man) - United States (Connecticut)

2day I had to giva a spaach on staga at a local praschool about fira safaty. I'm 32 yaars old and passad out on staga cuz I falt axtramaly narvous and intimitatad by a group of 4 yaar olds. FML

#35636
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35637) - you deserved it (7317)

On 02/13/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by buster (man) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I MADE FUN OF FRIEND WHEN SHE TRIPPD OVER THE CURB. I SAID, LOUDLY, ( HAHA, U CAN'T EVEN WALK. ) I THEN NOTICE THE MAN IN THE WHEELCHAIR A FEW FEET AHEAD OF US. FML

#2244
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7451) - you deserved it (26368)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:22pm - misc - by william - United States (Arizona)



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