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by Anonymous / 03/15/2012 at 4:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML
by gengiskarn69 / 03/12/2012 at 10:55am / United States / Miscellaneous
by starboy / 03/10/2012 at 1:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by atsukobo / 03/10/2012 at 1:04am / United States / Love
Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML
by mikey51 / 03/09/2012 at 8:56pm / Australia / Kids
Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML
by h4rdy / 03/09/2012 at 11:55am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML
by banned / 03/09/2012 at 1:59am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Crying / 02/29/2012 at 3:21pm / United States (Michigan) / Geek
Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML
by ouch / 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm / Italy (Emilia-Romagna) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/29/2012 at 5:07am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by iVaughtTV / 02/28/2012 at 5:44pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by slickrick22 / 02/26/2012 at 9:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Miss_Kristen / 02/26/2012 at 10:31am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by whattabrat / 02/26/2012 at 12:16am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by KMO / 02/25/2012 at 11:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…