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by Anonymous / 04/09/2012 at 1:15am / United States / Money
Today, I went to a new deli in town. While waiting in line, I hadn't made up my mind on what to order, so I let the guy behind me go instead. Turns out he was the hundredth customer, and they gave him his lunch for free. FML
by kirsty / 04/08/2012 at 1:18pm / Canada (Alberta) / Money
by jess / 04/08/2012 at 10:30am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by spougeineye1 / 04/03/2012 at 12:37pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/02/2012 at 1:01am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by Anna / 03/27/2012 at 9:08pm / United States / Health
by azmom / 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm / United States (Arizona) / Kids
by Confused / 03/23/2012 at 11:34am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML
by Anon / 03/22/2012 at 7:32pm / United States (New York) / Money
Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML
by busfail / 03/22/2012 at 2:00pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation
Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML
by brooke / 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by J Rush / 03/21/2012 at 7:46am / United Kingdom (Powys) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/20/2012 at 11:37am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by CA19oo / 03/19/2012 at 9:03pm / United States (Georgia) / Animals
Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML
by bibi / 03/19/2012 at 7:43pm / Slovenia (Bohinj) / Animals