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About dirtroadboy : Just your average country boy laughing at others misfortune.

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Today, I learned how awful intertrigo smells. I spent a ton of money and years of my life to become a health care provider apparently to treat the yeast infection between an obese woman's fat folds. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24653) - you deserved it (5044)

On 01/17/2012 at 8:39pm - work - by Sheliton (woman) - United States

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML


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On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

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