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dirtroadboy
  • Town/Country : Evansville, US
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  • Number of visits : 393
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About dirtroadboy : Just your average country boy laughing at others misfortune.

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Today, I learned how awful intertrigo smells. I spent a ton of money and years of my life to become a health care provider apparently to treat the yeast infection between an obese woman's fat folds. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19075) - you deserved it (4322)

On 01/17/2012 at 8:39pm - work - by Sheliton (woman) - United States

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31999) - you deserved it (4152)

On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)



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