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dinosgorawrr
  • Town/Country : US
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 July 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 539
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (363090) - you deserved it (401439)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (284960) - you deserved it (55488)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)