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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 July 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 307
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About dinosaurzombie : As you see from my name, I like dinosaurs and zombies.
I love photography, reading and writing.
I play the keyboard (no, sillies, not the one in front of the computer!) and write song lyrics.
I love BOTDF and Christina Grimmie, but I like all music (except for new rap, pop and hip-hop).

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dinosaurzombie's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that the catchy Japanese song I've been obsessed with for the past week is actually about a dildo. FML

Today, I refused to go down on my boyfriend of 9 months. He then shoved me off the couch and, half crying, yelled that I was the third girl this week to turn him down. After sobbing for a bit, he looked me in the eyes and said, "I need you to do this so I can prove my manhood." FML


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On 04/09/2013 at 7:05am - intimacy - by saywhat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML


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On 03/31/2013 at 9:32am - kids - by The_Black_Jesus - United States

Today, my neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear my "shit music" through my window during the afternoon, so I turned it off. They then began to play their definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blasted Nicki Minaj. FML


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On 03/31/2013 at 2:24am - misc - by BornInTheWrongEra (woman) - United States

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