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dinkibus
  • Town/Country : in the middle of, CANADA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 August 1980 (32 years)
  • Number of visits : 434
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (462007) - you deserved it (573930)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938
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I agree, your life sucks (462007) - you deserved it (573930)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While Im brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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On 03/05/2009 at 9:27pm - misc - by mr.palendrome (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

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On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30920) - you deserved it (6956)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)



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