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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1206
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her first boyfriend is a special one because 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my virginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML

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141 comments

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On 02/24/2015 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by Like mother like daughter (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I noticed our weekly biohazardous waste pickup didn't occur as usual at the surgery center where I work. After calling, the company informed me they were short staffed and couldn't make it out 'til next week. Guess that amputated finger is just going to marinate another week. FML

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML

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131 comments

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On 02/17/2015 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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92 comments

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On 02/16/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by cactii - United States

Today, I figured out how my birth control works. If you're on your period for four months straight you can't have sex, so you won't be pregnant. FML

#21351947
213 comments

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On 02/08/2015 at 5:26am - health - by irwingiggles (woman) - Netherlands

Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML

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On 02/03/2015 at 10:45pm - health - by februarymarchapril (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML

#21348755
123 comments

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On 02/02/2015 at 11:36pm - love - by bootyislife - United States (Washington)

Today, I let out a monstrous fart at the gym. They said it didn't even sound human. FML

#21341250
57 comments

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On 01/20/2015 at 9:41pm - misc - by highschoolsucks - United States

Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML

#21339526
170 comments

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On 01/18/2015 at 11:34am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, I didn't feel like going to work, so I called in sick. Five hours later while out shopping, I got hit by a car at a crosswalk. Now I'm laid-up in the local hospital, really wishing I was with the guys at work. FML

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On 12/27/2014 at 7:52pm - health - by julichlove (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my brother and I woke up early to get a sneak peek at our Christmas presents. We found our parents having sex on the couch. FML

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82 comments

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On 12/25/2014 at 4:13am - intimacy - by VCDUDE11FTW - United States (Ohio)

Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML

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On 12/19/2014 at 6:27pm - money - by j4 - United Kingdom

Today, I blew my load in less than a minute. I wasn't having sex or even making out. I was spooning. FML

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98 comments

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On 12/16/2014 at 7:01am - intimacy - by Extravirgin (man) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I finally told my boyfriend that he's not very good at dirty talk. He does it every time we have sex and it always turns me off. He started crying. FML

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On 12/13/2014 at 10:20am - intimacy - by Nicole (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend made me a milkshake. It was pale yellow with some black spots. He told me it was banana and poppy seed. After drinking it, he told me they weren't poppy seeds. They were his pubes. FML

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175 comments

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On 12/07/2014 at 9:12pm - misc - by pubemilkshake - United States (Utah)



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