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dildimcgee
  • Town/Country : Alberta, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 March 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 139
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet my parents but I made him do it anyway. One of the first things out of his mouth was, "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock, he added, "You know, when you made your daughter! She's awesome!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48932) - you deserved it (8151)

On 06/11/2013 at 2:46pm - love - by lsababy (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Today, I cut myself while shaving my globes. My girlfriend now refuses to stop teasing me about being "fisted by Edward Scissorhands." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15421) - you deserved it (5421)

On 02/26/2012 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by still learning - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I discovered that I have to share a room with my new stepbrother. I also discovered that he takes the same number of showers over the course of two weeks as I do in a single day: one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19714) - you deserved it (1316)

On 12/29/2011 at 12:53am - health - by garfield749 (man) - United States



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