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TODAY, AT WORK MAH BOSS TOLD ME I HAVE BEEN LATE, UNDER-PRODUCTIVE, AND USING UP A LOT OF SICK DAYS. HE SAYS MAH JOB IS ON THE LINE. MY REASON FIR BARELY SHOWING UP AT WORK: I'VE BEEN ON MATERNITY LEAVE FIR 6 WEEKS. FML
Yesterday, while skiing on Mammoth Mountain, a man dressd in an Easter Bunny costume snowboardd into me an sent me flying. Not only did he hurt mah wrist, he also threw an Easter egg at me, yelld "Happy Easter", an snowboardd away. FML
Today, husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery !! We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested !! People kept giving us drty lookshen passing !! We later realized there was something covering the "G" !! mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015