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  • Town/Country : Paris, Indonesia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 May 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 219
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML

#21190541
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43201) - you deserved it (6150)

On 06/27/2014 at 5:15pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail after he punched a convenience store clerk in the face for running out of Cheetos. FML

#20867149
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40701) - you deserved it (3469)

On 09/04/2013 at 3:00am - kids - by ven980 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail after he punched a convenience store clerk in the face for running out of Cheetos. FML

#20867149
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40701) - you deserved it (3469)

On 09/04/2013 at 3:00am - kids - by ven980 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

#20864782
526 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18814) - you deserved it (134830)

On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I went to have dessert with my boyfriend. We ordered some Jello. I said that I loved Jello because it is so fun and jiggly. My boyfriend said, "Like you. Except the fun part". FML

#137765
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47623) - you deserved it (5539)

On 02/25/2009 at 9:23pm - misc - by Jello (woman) - United States (New York)



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