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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 April 1980 (34 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 332
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job, which was great, until she started saying "milk the penis... miiiiilk the penis." FML

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