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dieezy
  • Town/Country : Detroit, MI , United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 September 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 425
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About dieezy : Who cares? There're million of fishes out there in the sea. :) And uh, I'm a gymnast.

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Today, I was talking to this girl who I thought was really nice, we were having an amazing conversation, and as we stared deeply in one another's eyes she asked me "Has anyone ever seen you take a shit?". She then began telling me the story of when someone watched her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42585) - you deserved it (3265)

On 06/23/2009 at 8:08pm - misc - by Jpah (man) - United States (California)



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