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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 September 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 473
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About dieezy : Who cares? There're million of fishes out there in the sea. :) And uh, I'm a gymnast.

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Today, I was talking to this girl who I thought was really nice, we were having an amazing conversation, and as we stared deeply in one another's eyes she asked me "Has anyone ever seen you take a shit?". She then began telling me the story of when someone watched her. FML

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