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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 September 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 872
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

About dibdobs : Nerdy ventriloquist with unusually bad luck.

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Today, during my first day as a doctor’s intern, I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around, I went through the first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet, I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML

#19490705
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24658) - you deserved it (4923) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/18/2012 at 4:41pm - work - by bibou2324 -

Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML

#19490563
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19300) - you deserved it (3601)

On 04/18/2012 at 4:18pm - health - by 352 - United States

Today, I heard that my ex-girlfriend was spreading scurrilous rumours about me all over our university. It appears that I distribute white supremacist propaganda, and that my sexual fantasies involve animals and vegetation. FML

#19488844
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24292) - you deserved it (2380)

On 04/18/2012 at 6:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I tried to put together some flat-pack furniture. I wound up in my underpants, screaming stuff like, "Fuck you, fucking Ikea bastard" at pieces of confusing plywood. FML

#19488517
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9333) - you deserved it (17898)

On 04/18/2012 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML

#19486028
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38982) - you deserved it (3669)

On 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by lindsaykay - United States

Today, I woke up to a text from my mother-in-law saying, "Happy birthday! I hope you have great birthday sex!" I'm now afraid to go over there for dinner tonight. FML

#19484491
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25308) - you deserved it (2775)

On 04/17/2012 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while I was in the midst of the most mind-blowing shower sex ever, the fire alarm went off. My girlfriend had left the stove top on and the entire kitchen had caught on fire. So instead of finishing, I frantically ran around naked trying to douse the flames. FML

#19484170
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26939) - you deserved it (3849)

On 04/17/2012 at 2:13pm - intimacy - by blocked_by_fire (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML

#19484156
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35634) - you deserved it (2284)

On 04/17/2012 at 2:11pm - love - by Jason199615 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got a one-inch fish bone stuck in my throat. I went to the doctor, who claimed he couldn't see the long white thing embedded next to my tonsil. He charged me $70, and told me to eat some bread. I had to pull it out myself with a pair of tweezers. FML

#19484025
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29901) - you deserved it (1951)

On 04/17/2012 at 1:37pm - health - by Merlin - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

#19483512
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29945) - you deserved it (2311)

On 04/17/2012 at 10:54am - love - by unloved (woman) - United States

Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML

#19482907
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25950) - you deserved it (3603)

On 04/17/2012 at 6:52am - misc - by Wrongword - China (Shanghai)

Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML

#19482907
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25950) - you deserved it (3603)

On 04/17/2012 at 6:52am - misc - by Wrongword - China (Shanghai)

Today, there was a mandatory staff-wide "cleaning party" for a corporate inspection. I was assigned the outside bar which is infested with full-grown roaches with wings. FML

#19482004
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21443) - you deserved it (1907)

On 04/17/2012 at 12:26am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I visited my doctor upon coming home from University. I found out that I'm severely allergic to our pet bunny, which has resulted in a rash taking over my body. She suggested that we get rid of the bunny. I told my mom. She told me to come home less often. FML

#19481808
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21813) - you deserved it (2610)

On 04/16/2012 at 11:47pm - animals - by booearns (woman) - United States



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