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About diagnosed : Hi folks thank you for visiting my page. I hope my comments don't really offend many people. But I go by the philosophy of opinions are like assholes everyone has one and they all stink
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Today, I was washing the dishes at work. I had to pee really bad but first I wanted to finish the dishes. A coworker jumped out from behind the ice machine. I screamed like a girl and pissed my pants. FML
Friday 5 February 2016