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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 December 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 694
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About diagnosed : Hi folks thank you for visiting my page. I hope my comments don't really offend many people. But I go by the philosophy of opinions are like assholes everyone has one and they all stink

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Today, I was washing the dishes at work. I had to pee really bad but first I wanted to finish the dishes. A coworker jumped out from behind the ice machine. I screamed like a girl and pissed my pants. FML


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