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diablokhi
  • Town/Country : London
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 December 1979 (32 years)
  • Number of visits : 104
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Today, my loser roommate got wasted. He comes to me before going to bed, tells me he loves me, tries to hug me, then explosively vomits all over my face, my hair, my clothes. Then spends the rest of the night retching. FML

#6114528 (37)

I agree, your life sucks (22337) - you deserved it (1591)

On 11/02/2009 at 1:47am - health - by theRoomie (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that whenever a mistake is made at my work, my boss assumes that it was me, unless indicated otherwise, but he has never said anything to me about it because of my 'learning disorder'. I don't have a learning disorder. FML

#6078927 (44)

I agree, your life sucks (20517) - you deserved it (1456)

On 10/31/2009 at 1:20am - work - by Brinty (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

#6061136 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (16346) - you deserved it (5152)

On 10/29/2009 at 8:33pm - misc - by BaconBreathBlonde (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to lie to my dentist about how often I brush my teeth. I honestly don't remember the last time I did. FML

#6048206 (258)

I agree, your life sucks (3999) - you deserved it (71361)

On 10/28/2009 at 10:54pm - health - by mintyfresh (man) - United States (California)