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Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML

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95 comments

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On 03/12/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Tristansefam1367 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was half asleep and tried to cuddle my husband as we slept. Still dreaming, he yelled for me to leave his money alone. FML

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84 comments

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On 03/10/2012 at 1:04am - love - by atsukobo - United States

Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorized pet that could cause unnecessary damage to my suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML

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132 comments

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On 03/05/2012 at 9:47pm - animals - by goldfish - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

#19144925
200 comments

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On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML

#19137276
136 comments

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On 02/22/2012 at 4:37am - love - by Lonely Gay (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that the only thing worse than a psycho, overbearing, controlling girlfriend is a psycho, overbearing and controlling ex-girlfriend. FML

#19007314
125 comments

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On 02/06/2012 at 12:50am - love - by bluesox4 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, there was a big snow storm and I wanted to help shovel, so I put on 3 pairs of socks, 2 pairs of pants, 2 winter coats, 2 pairs of gloves, a hat and a scarf. Once outside, I was told to go back inside because the job was done. FML

#18852124
134 comments

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On 01/19/2012 at 9:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML

#18851761
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26910) - you deserved it (1917)

On 01/19/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by toothpaste (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

#18802819
204 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

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227 comments

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On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML

#18728659
210 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

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330 comments

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On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML

#18596680
118 comments

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On 12/24/2011 at 7:51am - love - by lovinglife (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

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154 comments

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On 12/23/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by cj123 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I started at my new waitressing job. Our uniforms have the name of the restaurant on the left chest pocket. My first customer asked me what the other boob was called. FML

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