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Today, I came down with food poisoning of some sort. After hours of scrambling to the toilet to vomit and empty my bowels, my three-year-old daughter got fed up and is now trying to potty-train me. FML

#19511225
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20774) - you deserved it (2235)

On 04/22/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

#19484468
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19576) - you deserved it (21715)

On 04/17/2012 at 3:23pm - misc - by phoneless - Jordan

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
582 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13060) - you deserved it (54024) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, my dad came home drunk at four in the morning. He walked into my room, screaming at me to wake up so he can kill zombies. FML

#19394272
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20687) - you deserved it (2108)

On 04/02/2012 at 9:37am - misc - by Deadman (man) - United States

Today, I had to sit between my parents in the car as they argued with one another for a whole hour over whether or not a thumb is a finger. FML

#19388204
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19186) - you deserved it (1756)

On 04/01/2012 at 12:15pm - misc - by totalloss - United States (Florida)

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

#19387601
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16669) - you deserved it (30033)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

#19276120
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28841) - you deserved it (18072)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML

#19263580
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34791) - you deserved it (5443)

On 03/12/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Tristansefam1367 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was half asleep and tried to cuddle my husband as we slept. Still dreaming, he yelled for me to leave his money alone. FML

#19249177
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21311) - you deserved it (4181)

On 03/10/2012 at 1:04am - love - by atsukobo - United States

Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorized pet that could cause unnecessary damage to my suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML

#19223873
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28445) - you deserved it (3221)

On 03/05/2012 at 9:47pm - animals - by goldfish - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

#19144925
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10933) - you deserved it (39307)

On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML

#19137276
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26931) - you deserved it (4748)

On 02/22/2012 at 4:37am - love - by Lonely Gay (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that the only thing worse than a psycho, overbearing, controlling girlfriend is a psycho, overbearing and controlling ex-girlfriend. FML

#19007314
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29596) - you deserved it (3630)

On 02/06/2012 at 12:50am - love - by bluesox4 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, there was a big snow storm and I wanted to help shovel, so I put on 3 pairs of socks, 2 pairs of pants, 2 winter coats, 2 pairs of gloves, a hat and a scarf. Once outside, I was told to go back inside because the job was done. FML

#18852124
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9701) - you deserved it (28138)

On 01/19/2012 at 9:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML

#18851761
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27018) - you deserved it (1928)

On 01/19/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by toothpaste (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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