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Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML
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On 09/06/2009 at 5:35pm - love - by mandinga (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I received a text from my girlfriend to break up with me. I was upset. One minute later another text from her said "sorry, wrong person." FML
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On 08/18/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by Anonymous - Kazakhstan (Almaty)
Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML
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On 07/27/2009 at 3:12pm - work - by fedexed (man) - United States (California)
Today, I found out that my new boss at my job is the same guy that I turned down repeatedly last night at the bar. FML
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On 07/17/2009 at 1:02am - work - by awkward. (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my cousin and I found out that when a girl puts a flower in the right side of her hair, it means she's available. The bigger the flower, the more available she is. My eleven year old boy cousin told me to "cut down a palm tree and put it in my hair". FML
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On 06/06/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML
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On 04/03/2009 at 10:07pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was driving home from swim practice with my mom. I glance over and see my brother's hot friend who I've been secretly in love with forever. He waved to me, and excitedly I waved back. I then hear my mom say "You're gonna die when you see how bad you look right now." FML
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On 03/27/2009 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML
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On 03/16/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by gentileman (woman) - United States (Maryland)
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On 03/02/2009 at 2:01pm - misc - by EPICfml. (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by TGIkaty - United States (California)
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)
Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML
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On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)
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