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Today, I was lifeguarding a pool party for a bunch of eight year olds. One of them decided it'd be funny to have a contest to see who could make the most bubbles with their farts. It led to three kids shitting themselves in the pool, and me having the dubious honor of cleaning it up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57244) - you deserved it (4359)

On 08/06/2013 at 2:07pm - kids - by benjo - United States

Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML

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On 08/06/2013 at 1:07am - work - by offuckingcourse - Canada (Ontario)



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