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dgraves21's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 03/19/2011 at 11:30pm / United States (North Dakota) / Love
by Jessica / 03/19/2011 at 5:13pm / Romania (Neamt) / Health
Today, at the Mommy and Me dance class that I take my four year old daughter to, the instructor had us do a stretch, telling us to pretend we're mermaids. My daughter said to me, "But you're not a mermaid, you're a whale!" FML
by Abby_gummibear / 03/19/2011 at 5:04pm / United States (Nevada) / Kids
Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML
by jaimie / 03/19/2011 at 12:00pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, my purse was stolen. Too bad it had all of my money and my passport. My flight is tomorrow, and the embassy is closed until Monday. Guess who gets to stay in a foreign country with no money and no identification for the next 3 days. FML
by Anonymous / 03/19/2011 at 8:13am / United States (Ohio) / Holidays
by anonymous / 03/19/2011 at 1:53am / United States / Transportation
by dollarstorepwnr / 03/19/2011 at 1:37am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by lezbplove / 03/19/2011 at 1:26am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I was riding to a prom with my friends in the middle of a swamp-covered area. I stuck my head out the top and screamed like they do in the movies. My hair, makeup, and mouth were quickly filled with bugs. FML
by iAMloud / 03/18/2011 at 10:29pm / United States / Health
Today, I was moving to the city with all my belongings when the trailer came unhitched, breaking the chains on my dad's homemade trailer. I then watched as the trailer narrowly missed a guardrail, went down a hill and into a river. My dad still won't admit he didn't latch the hitch. FML
by johnsj8 / 03/17/2011 at 11:11am / Transportation
Today, I got a call from the office telling me I was fired. When I asked why, my boss explained my mother called and told him I was in a "weak mental state." She thought she was helping me get off for my birthday. Now I have no job. FML
by jezebel / 03/17/2011 at 10:43am / United States (New Jersey) / Work
Today, I have no cell phone reception as I am visiting family who lives on the side of a mountain. They told me there was service on top of the mountain, so I hiked up. Only when I got there did I realize I'd left my phone back down at the house. FML
by nooooo / 03/16/2011 at 9:25pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, I thought I'd take my little sister to the park. After getting bored of playing on the climbers, she thought it would be funny to throw some mud at me; too bad mud wasn’t the only chunky brown stuff on the ground. FML
by Abeille / 03/16/2011 at 8:50pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by MacGrouber / 03/16/2011 at 8:12pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
Today, after my 22 year old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML
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