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Today, I got my first kiss. He had an allergic reaction to my chapstick, and broke out in hives. FML
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On 03/19/2011 at 11:30pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Dakota)
Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML
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On 03/19/2011 at 5:13pm - health - by Jessica - Romania (Neamt)
Today, at the Mommy and Me dance class that I take my four year old daughter to, the instructor had us do a stretch, telling us to pretend we're mermaids. My daughter said to me, "But you're not a mermaid, you're a whale!" FML
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On 03/19/2011 at 5:04pm - kids - by Abby_gummibear (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML
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On 03/19/2011 at 12:00pm - kids - by jaimie - United States (Florida)
Today, my purse was stolen. Too bad it had all of my money and my passport. My flight is tomorrow, and the embassy is closed until Monday. Guess who gets to stay in a foreign country with no money and no identification for the next 3 days. FML
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On 03/19/2011 at 8:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I heard water splashing outside of my house; I investigated it, only to find my dad, whom I don't live with, syphoning gas out of my car. FML
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On 03/19/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by anonymous - United States
Today, my dad cussed out an individual on the phone because he thought it was a telemarketer. He was my Indian girlfriend's father. FML
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On 03/19/2011 at 1:37am - misc - by dollarstorepwnr (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I finally decided to tell my parents I was a lesbian. They spent the next few hours reading me the bible. FML
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On 03/19/2011 at 1:26am - love - by lezbplove - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was riding to a prom with my friends in the middle of a swamp-covered area. I stuck my head out the top and screamed like they do in the movies. My hair, makeup, and mouth were quickly filled with bugs. FML
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On 03/18/2011 at 10:29pm - health - by iAMloud - United States
Today, I was moving to the city with all my belongings when the trailer came unhitched, breaking the chains on my dad's homemade trailer. I then watched as the trailer narrowly missed a guardrail, went down a hill and into a river. My dad still won't admit he didn't latch the hitch. FML
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On 03/17/2011 at 11:11am - misc - by johnsj8 -
Today, I got a call from the office telling me I was fired. When I asked why, my boss explained my mother called and told him I was in a "weak mental state." She thought she was helping me get off for my birthday. Now I have no job. FML
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On 03/17/2011 at 10:43am - work - by jezebel (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I have no cell phone reception as I am visiting family who lives on the side of a mountain. They told me there was service on top of the mountain, so I hiked up. Only when I got there did I realize I'd left my phone back down at the house. FML
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On 03/16/2011 at 9:25pm - misc - by nooooo (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I thought I'd take my little sister to the park. After getting bored of playing on the climbers, she thought it would be funny to throw some mud at me; too bad mud wasn’t the only chunky brown stuff on the ground. FML
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On 03/16/2011 at 8:50pm - kids - by Abeille (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my bird learned to mimic my fire alarm. It proved it to me at 3 am. FML
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On 03/16/2011 at 8:12pm - animals - by MacGrouber (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, after my 22 year old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML
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On 03/16/2011 at 6:05pm - kids - by WTF -
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