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deycarve
  • Town/Country : Victoria , Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 February 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 132
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall, when a homeless man came in mumbling to himself. Out of the 7 available urinals, he posted up at the one right beside me. Apparently he didn't get the memo that urinals aren't used to shit in. He talked to me the entire time. About his love life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59407) - you deserved it (3508)

On 06/09/2009 at 12:13pm - misc - by blah (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up in a girls bed, that I have had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41352) - you deserved it (3309)

On 02/19/2009 at 11:29am - misc - by VacationTSA (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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