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  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 February 1994 (20 years)
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Today, I woke up in a girls bed, that I have had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44280) - you deserved it (3576)

On 02/19/2009 at 11:29am - misc - by VacationTSA (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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