This member hasn't filled in their description.
devong16's FML badges
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
devong16's favorite FMLs
Today, at a house party, I finally got the guy I've been seeing alone in his room. We started making out, and I got on top of him to take control. He responded by saying he couldn't do it because he needed to go make pizza for his friends, and then bolted out of the room. FML
by Anonymous / 01/02/2013 at 2:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
- « Previous page
- Next page »
- Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate.… Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus.… Today, as my dad was handing me my Christmas gift, he pats me on the shoulder and says, "These were…