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  • Birth Date : Friday 2 September 1994 (20 years)
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it was my last looool day with my boyfriend before he went to college . At the store, he got a huge box of condoms . When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were fir the girls he meets at college . He then asked me to steal them fir him . FML

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On 09/24/2010 at 10:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I Putted An Anonymous Note Under My Nieghbour's Door Asking Them To Not Have Sex So Loudly During The Day. Since Then, I Haven't Heard Any Sex. Unfortunately, I Have Heard A Woman Crying Loudly Because She Just Found Out About Her Husband's Affair. FML

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On 09/22/2010 at 3:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today I Got In An Argument With Mah Boyfriend Ho Recently Had To Move Away About Not Calling Enough. Apparently His Moving Had Meant That We Were Now Taking A Break He Just Forgot To Talk It Over With Me. He Still Wants To Visit And Keep The Relationship In Bed Alive Though. FML

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On 09/22/2010 at 4:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

yastarday I discovarad that if I put my anklas on my boyfriands shouldars whila wa r having sax, I will paa mysalf.

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On 09/22/2010 at 1:37am - intimacy - by noname - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I found mah favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin!! I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny!! Apparently, mah younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate!! fat FML

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On 09/21/2010 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking . FML

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On 09/20/2010 at 10:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was on mah way home on an airplane. The guy I had to sit looool next to was reading a book with naked girls in it. About 15 minutes into the flight, he had an erection and started to giggle. It was a 2 hour flight. FML

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On 09/20/2010 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Thomas - United States (Oregon)

Today, I bought a new pack of "feminine wipes" on mah way over to mah boyfriend's house after a long day of work!! He saw them in mah purse and sweetly told me I shouldn't be so self conscious!! Later on,hen he was going down on me, he said, "I take backhat I said earlier." FML

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On 09/18/2010 at 8:15pm - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today,hilst at mah award night, I got a boner, right as it was mah turn to accept mah award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up an under mah belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, cuz the head of mah penis poked out through mah shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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On 09/16/2010 at 8:35pm - intimacy - by Laura - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I crawled into bed naked, wanting to get some and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked . When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass looool and said 'oh' then rolled back over and went to sleep . FML

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On 09/16/2010 at 1:13am - intimacy - by bonesniffer (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah boss reached over an yanked up mah shrt right above mah breastshile looool she said, "I'm all 4 flaunting it if you've got it, but don't reveal that much cleavage, there are drty old men that work here." FML

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On 09/15/2010 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to were we ad our first date!! I proposed to er!! Se break down in tears as se tells me se's been sleeping wit er co-worker for te past year!! FML

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On 09/14/2010 at 7:30pm - intimacy - by ohno - United States



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