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devilbluefalcon
  • Town/Country : Red Deer, Canada
  • Title : Mister
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About devilbluefalcon : easy going guy. don't really know how to tell you who I am using a limited amount of words. so, if you have a question, ask me. I'll answer any question.

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Today, I got into an argument with my wife. We had gotten our son an Xbox and two games for his birthday. Since he was ungratefully bitching about it, I made him return it and donate the money to charity. He told her that I hit him, took his present and pawned it for beer. She doesn't believe me. FML

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