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devigsgirl

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 November 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1598
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 13 posted

About devigsgirl : Just a small town Iowa girl wanting to see the world.

devigsgirl's page activity

Visits<b>CamBamShamDaMan</b> - the 10/18/2016 at 9:14pm<b>Zatert</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 5:37pm<b>xWyattEarpx</b> - the 08/12/2016 at 2:28am<b>TheDarkLight</b> - the 07/28/2016 at 5:09pm<b>anthonydpalm</b> - the 07/28/2016 at 8:24am<b>BakedBanana</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 2:48pm<b>ClockworkPoleaxe</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 6:44am<b>mxgirl1998</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 8:22am<b>iT_Cereal</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 7:44am<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 3:52pm<b>s3ahawkz</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 5:33pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 12:12pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 5:34am<b>TheOneAndOnly5</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 11:44am<b>AKanon</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 2:48am<b>xivoricbutterfly</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 5:51pm<b>IParkerBeasley</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 12:13am<b>ihartmytdi</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 11:50pm

Fucked!<b>BakedBanana</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 8:48pm<b>ClockworkPoleaxe</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 12:44pm<b>IParkerBeasley</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 6:13am

devigsgirl's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

devigsgirl's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

by Alisha Marie / 08/04/2010 at 12:20am / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I was at a red light when the guy next to me gave me that look people give when they want a street race. I won, but I should've seen the word "Sheriff" written on the side of his car. FML

by Our Talisman / 08/01/2010 at 3:41pm / Transportation

Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML

by juli / 07/24/2010 at 1:47pm / Taiwan (T'ai-pei) / Love

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

by GirlishMan1883897 / 07/24/2010 at 6:53am / United States (Connecticut) / Love

Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

by breathexali / 07/24/2010 at 6:50am / United States (New York) / Health

Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted "What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it!" I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML

by jjjjjjmmmmm92 / 07/20/2010 at 7:08pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Work

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML

by ManInTrouble / 03/16/2010 at 12:50am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML

by btg / 02/06/2010 at 1:27am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

by Pumpkin / 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm / United States (Texas) / Kids

Today, I was driving in my car with my daughter, who was eating a nutri-grain bar. After a while she holds out her hand saying, "It's on my finger! I don't wanna eat it!" I pick up the little piece of nutri-grain filling and put it in my mouth, only to realize it was a large booger. FML

by nutrigrain123 / 05/23/2009 at 2:10pm / United States (Connecticut) / Kids

Today, my 6 year old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair who's leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?". He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then responds, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML

by embarrassedmom / 05/17/2009 at 9:19pm / United States (Arizona) / Kids

Today, one of my three-year-old twin daughters asked, "Dad, can we get a cat?" I replied in a gentle dad voice, "No, honey, dad is allergic to cats. That means they make him sneeze and sniffle. So we can't get a cat. Sorry." After a slight pause, the other asked, "When you die can we get a cat?" FML

by TwinDad / 05/14/2009 at 11:24am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy