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devigsgirl

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 November 1990 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1510
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 13 posted

About devigsgirl : Just a small town Iowa girl wanting to see the world.

devigsgirl's page activity

Visits<b>Zatert</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 5:37pm<b>xWyattEarpx</b> - the 08/12/2016 at 2:28am<b>TheDarkLight</b> - the 07/28/2016 at 5:09pm<b>anthonydpalm</b> - the 07/28/2016 at 8:24am<b>BakedBanana</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 2:48pm<b>ClockworkPoleaxe</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 6:44am<b>mxgirl1998</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 8:22am<b>iT_Cereal</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 7:44am<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 3:52pm<b>s3ahawkz</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 5:33pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 12:12pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 5:34am<b>TheOneAndOnly5</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 11:44am<b>AKanon</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 2:48am<b>xivoricbutterfly</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 5:51pm<b>IParkerBeasley</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 12:13am<b>ihartmytdi</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 11:50pm<b>Cortezthe1st</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 12:27am

Fucked!<b>BakedBanana</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 8:48pm<b>ClockworkPoleaxe</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 12:44pm<b>IParkerBeasley</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 6:13am

devigsgirl's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

devigsgirl's favorite FMLs

Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML

by Charlie / 05/04/2011 at 11:30pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML

by wiper / 05/03/2011 at 11:12pm / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML

by wiper / 05/03/2011 at 11:12pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

by omg / 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

by omg / 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

by omg / 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

by Albert06 / 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm / France / Love

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

by Anonymous / 01/27/2011 at 12:19am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

by stifledbyyou / 12/11/2010 at 7:06pm / United States (Louisiana) / Work

Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML

by Anonymous / 12/10/2010 at 11:59pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, my boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later, he started going down me. He hadn't washed his mouth. FML

by Anonymous / 12/03/2010 at 7:11pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

Today, I caught my daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML

by Laura / 11/29/2010 at 10:03pm / Kids

Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML

by losingit / 10/19/2010 at 12:30am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in my living room watching TV. FML

by anonymous / 10/11/2010 at 11:06pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV, so I asked what he was doing. He replied with, 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' FML

by Kiimmy / 10/09/2010 at 10:36am / United States (South Carolina) / Love