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devigsgirl

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 November 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1313
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 13 posted

About devigsgirl : Just a small town Iowa girl wanting to see the world.

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devigsgirl's favorite FMLs

Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML

#16051471
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39768) - you deserved it (4737)

On 05/04/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Charlie (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML

#16038977
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34747) - you deserved it (5547)

On 05/03/2011 at 11:12pm - misc - by wiper -

Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML

#16038977
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34747) - you deserved it (5547)

On 05/03/2011 at 11:12pm - misc - by wiper -

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026
417 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53439) - you deserved it (8503)

On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026
417 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53439) - you deserved it (8503)

On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026
417 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53439) - you deserved it (8503)

On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

#15309756
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (117526) - you deserved it (7096) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

#14727355
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13770) - you deserved it (45193)

On 01/27/2011 at 12:19am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

#14169295
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34382) - you deserved it (8155)

On 12/11/2010 at 7:06pm - work - by stifledbyyou (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML

#14160677
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38588) - you deserved it (2611)

On 12/10/2010 at 11:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later, he started going down me. He hadn't washed his mouth. FML

#14074806
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41085) - you deserved it (5643)

On 12/03/2010 at 7:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I caught my daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML

#14029442
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42204) - you deserved it (5183)

On 11/29/2010 at 10:03pm - kids - by Laura -

Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML

#13506620
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81455) - you deserved it (3670)

On 10/19/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by losingit (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in my living room watching TV. FML

#13413623
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38337) - you deserved it (2943)

On 10/11/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV, so I asked what he was doing. He replied with, 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' FML

#13376999
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16670) - you deserved it (25811)

On 10/09/2010 at 10:36am - love - by Kiimmy (woman) - United States (South Carolina)



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