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  • Number of visits : 1818
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hereing them having sex,hich is awkward an disturbing. Later, my dad cummed an asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

#3919884
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85015) - you deserved it (5852)

On 07/21/2009 at 12:39am - intimacy - by fmjob (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today... I was at Target with mah mom an we finishd purchasing our items. We had gotten a fan so I said... ( This thing is too big to fit in. ) Frst thing mah mom yells? ( THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! ) an starts laughing hysterically in front of the entre store. FML

#3692539
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45908) - you deserved it (11526)

On 07/12/2009 at 2:25pm - misc - by embarrassed (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today , my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes !! Afterwards , the womenho did the waxing told my friend it was $30 4 her wax !! Then , in front of thehole salon , the women points at me and says , "You! You so hary- $35!" !! FML

#3669971
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55312) - you deserved it (8444)

On 07/11/2009 at 4:11pm - health - by waxinghorror (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, I BROUGHT A FRIEND WHO I HAVE LOVED 4 YEARS OUT TO A NICE RESTAURANT 4 DINNER . I ORDERED AN EXPENSIVE BOTTLE OF WINE, AND POURED EACH OF US A GLASS . AS I WAS ABOUT TO TELL HER I LOVED HER, SHE RAISED HER GLASS 4 A TOAST AND SAID ( A TOAST TO FRIENDSHIP! ) MEGA FML

#3207933
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53475) - you deserved it (7153)

On 06/25/2009 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

2day I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle . After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much 4 me and I couldn't control myself . I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist . FML

#3192725
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83473) - you deserved it (14239)

On 06/25/2009 at 12:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

2day I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle . After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much 4 me and I couldn't control myself . I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist . FML

#3192725
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83473) - you deserved it (14239)

On 06/25/2009 at 12:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

today I was casiering at Target wen an old woman came into my ceckout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms , a bottle of KY sensual lube , and two colorful tongs. As I'm scanning tese , se leans in and wispers , "I love toys." FML

#3129056
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51177) - you deserved it (3100)

On 06/22/2009 at 8:21pm - work - by the_captain (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my husband and I were getting it onhen we heard a little giggle . I putted on my robe and looked outside my room to find that no one was there . So we continued . I later called my seven year old son and out he came crawling from under the bed . big fat FML

#3127990
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47135) - you deserved it (10237)

On 06/22/2009 at 7:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while working in a restaurant, I took an elderly man to his table under a red colored lamp . He asked me if this was "the red light district." I thought he was just kidding until when I was placing down the menus he leaned in and whispered creepily in mah ear, "You know, your really sexy." FML

#2960234
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39423) - you deserved it (2774)

On 06/17/2009 at 3:12am - intimacy - by creepedouthostess (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, ma two year old daugter decided to crawl on top of te covers on ma bed because se was scared since tere looool was a tunder storm. I tougt se was one of our cats so I kicked er off. Se it te wall.

#2532710
1176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84890) - you deserved it (227237)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, WHILE WORKING MY JOB AS A CASHIER, ONE OF THE CUSTOMERS THAT CAME TO THE REGISTER WAS A MIDGET . AS PART OF STORE POLICY, I HAD TO ID HIM, AND HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE SAID HE WAS FROM FLORIDA . SO I ASKED, WITHOUT CATCHING MYSELF, "HOW'S THE WEATHER DOWN THERE?" MEGA FML

#1793303
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30416) - you deserved it (47991)

On 05/09/2009 at 10:05pm - work - by Failoffel (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Yesterday, I lost track of timehile rocking out, butt-nakd, to Kelly Clarkson an Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of mah metalhead friends had let themselves in mah house an were on the lower level laughing there butts off at me fir 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML

#1653845
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17851) - you deserved it (59563)

On 05/05/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today , my sister told my mother how she saw our neighbour's son at the movies with a girl an that they were kissing. My mother said that any girl willing to date someone so ugly must have self esteem issues an they laughed. I'm his girlfriend , my sister didn't recognize me. FML

#877669
112 comments

Today, I Was At A Window Saat On A Bus Full Of Paopla Whan I Saw A Parson Lying Motionlass In A Guttar. I Jumpd Up, Naarly Hystarical, Scraaming Fir Tha Drivar To Stop Bacausa Thara Was A Guy Raally Hurt On Tha Road. An Amargancy Stop And Huga Commotion Ansud. It Turnd Out To Ba Soma Garbaga. FML



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