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  • Number of visits : 1516
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I arrived home to find I'd been broken in to. The culprit? An obese homeless man, who I found face down, unconscious, and surrounded by muesli bar wrappers in my pantry. He broke in, ate everything in sight, soiled himself, and passed out. The worst part? The cops don't even believe me. FML

#13771276
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30782) - you deserved it (2325)

On 11/08/2010 at 10:36pm - money - by Jen - Australia

Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I check my facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption: "This is what Taco Bell does." FML

#13588009
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12947) - you deserved it (35672)

On 10/25/2010 at 8:32am - misc - by tanya - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML

#12837057
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31982) - you deserved it (7731)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I downloaded porn and saved it on my desktop. After watching it, I couldn't delete it, and now it is stuck on the desktop. It is a shared computer. FML

#12752465
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8006) - you deserved it (61495)

On 08/26/2010 at 6:09am - intimacy - by fmylife (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window. I rolled down the window and mooned a random couple. You should have seen the looks on their faces when I had to get out of the car and pick up my phone and wallet, which were in my back pocket. FML

#12483686
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4749) - you deserved it (49777)

On 08/12/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by fullmoonfml (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I lost my anal virginity because my boyfriend "slipped". FML

#11117532
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52346) - you deserved it (21230)

On 06/11/2010 at 12:56am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got called a f***ing b**ch by one of my students. I teach kindergarten. FML

#10851356
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45014) - you deserved it (6550)

On 05/29/2010 at 10:36pm - work - by love_today - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to Starbucks to use the bathroom. After I knocked on the door, and turned the handle, this little old lady rips the door open and goes "I WAS TAKING A DUMP. YOU WANNA COME IN AND WIPE MY SHIT? DO YOU?!" and then continued to ask me the same question for five minutes. FML

#8878424
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26027) - you deserved it (3803)

On 03/06/2010 at 9:38pm - misc - by bathroomblunder (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML

#8124338
214 comments

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On 02/11/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Biological (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML

#7997693
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31126) - you deserved it (6811)

On 02/08/2010 at 12:21am - love - by cupcakemonsteryu - Sent from mobile version

Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML

#7552135
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53741) - you deserved it (2118)

On 01/24/2010 at 8:02pm - love - by weddingbells (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML

#7396048
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24380) - you deserved it (3589)

On 01/17/2010 at 10:18am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up and felt that my arm was sore. I got so drunk last night, I got an unprofessional tattoo of a penis. FML

#7213754
105 comments

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On 01/08/2010 at 6:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was on Facebook chat with my boss, talking about holiday hours. I had to go to my doctor's appointment, so I said, "G2G, love you" accidentally. Not only did he say it back, but he also requested a relationship with me on Facebook. FML

#6883873
63 comments

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On 12/22/2009 at 1:05pm - work - by ohshat (woman) - United States (Nebraska)



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