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  • Number of visits : 1446
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

#14849779
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50230) - you deserved it (3688)

On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)

Today, my husband decided it would be funny to shout "Woohoo!" in Michael Jackson's voice while having an orgasm. FML

#14820910
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26808) - you deserved it (5613)

On 02/03/2011 at 12:17am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML

#14820384
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36782) - you deserved it (21698)

On 02/02/2011 at 11:46pm - misc - by Username -

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

#14806356
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38173) - you deserved it (7400)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML

#14790156
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43461) - you deserved it (7653)

On 01/31/2011 at 5:46pm - intimacy - by anon - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while I was waiting at a bus stop, a man stopped at the red light and smiled at me. I smiled back. He blew me a kiss and drove away, just as I realized he was masturbating behind the wheel. FML

#14784737
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27098) - you deserved it (4007)

On 01/31/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by mentallyscarred - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML

#14783005
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34313) - you deserved it (13567)

On 01/31/2011 at 12:58am - love - by Thanh Quang -

Today, I was attacked by my dad because I got my hair dyed and he thought I was a robber. FML

#14782840
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20288) - you deserved it (5940)

On 01/31/2011 at 12:47am - misc - by f -

Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed. I excitedly said yes. Just as we began to kiss, my half crazed cat ran in, dropped a half eaten bird at our feet, and promptly threw up on the carpet. FML

#14779730
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24890) - you deserved it (4551)

On 01/30/2011 at 9:34pm - animals - by birdguts (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the park and sat down on a bench to enjoy my coffee. I heard a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was my daughter. FML

#14737614
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54302) - you deserved it (6465)

On 01/27/2011 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by JordanVilleneuve (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML

#14575088
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15025) - you deserved it (27335)

On 01/14/2011 at 4:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing my dad said to him was "So, how low have you kissed?" FML

#14559001
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26587) - you deserved it (3066)

On 01/12/2011 at 9:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while at a family gathering for New Years, my aunt said she needed a flat surface to write on. My dad immediately piped up, "Why don't you use Samantha's chest?" I'm Samantha. I'm also 18. FML

#14412798
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31602) - you deserved it (3098)

On 12/31/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by ilik3catz (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, while I was making love to my fiancé, his mom walked out of the hotel bathroom and sat in a chair less than two feet away from the bed. She made idle conversation with us for the next 15 minutes. My fiancé was still inside me the entire time. FML

#13990744
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30335) - you deserved it (6648)

On 11/26/2010 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Interrupted - United States (Texas)

Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML

#13949092
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36839) - you deserved it (5035)

On 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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