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by dentistrygirl / 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. When I took my underwear off, she looked at my penis, snorted, and covered her mouth. She claimed that her "allergies" were flaring and we have to wait until they clear up. FML
by rolyat / 05/01/2012 at 12:41pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
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