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Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33792) - you deserved it (9975)

On 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by dentistrygirl - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. When I took my underwear off, she looked at my penis, snorted, and covered her mouth. She claimed that her "allergies" were flaring and we have to wait until they clear up. FML

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On 05/01/2012 at 12:41pm - intimacy - by rolyat (man) - United States (New York)



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