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dersand
  • Town/Country : Stockholm, Sweden
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 May 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 244
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I told the man I've been in love with for 3 years, who also happens to be my boss, how I felt. He responds by filing sexual harassment charges against me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12050) - you deserved it (20865)

On 10/13/2009 at 10:13am - intimacy - by awwshit (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54798) - you deserved it (5426)

On 08/02/2009 at 1:12pm - misc - by NoFriends - United States (New Hampshire)



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