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dersand
  • Town/Country : Stockholm, Sweden
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 May 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 125
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About dersand : my name is erik, and i hate when people CAPS my name.
I live in stockholm, sweden. and i love my city

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Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML

#18831688 (172)

I agree, your life sucks (12045) - you deserved it (6638)

On 01/17/2012 at 1:13am - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML

#17908594 (344)

I agree, your life sucks (35722) - you deserved it (4929)

On 10/05/2011 at 12:16am - love - by myBFsucks - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

#17080549 (592)

I agree, your life sucks (15618) - you deserved it (37762)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

#16642702 (251)

I agree, your life sucks (32819) - you deserved it (3603)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by suze44 - United States (Washington)

Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML

#16030351 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (14480) - you deserved it (18808)

On 05/03/2011 at 8:15am - love - by cbolig -

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37885) - you deserved it (11856)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML

#15493619 (177)

I agree, your life sucks (23820) - you deserved it (11563)

On 03/26/2011 at 2:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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