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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 June 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

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