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Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14546) - you deserved it (44162)

On 03/06/2009 at 12:58pm - misc - by thebickster (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46552) - you deserved it (25510)

On 03/05/2009 at 9:27pm - misc - by mr.palendrome (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my wife and I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she pulled up to the pumps because I had to buy some things from the store. I returned to see my wife proudly filling the tank. Smiling, she told me that diesel was cheaper than regular gas. We don't own a diesel car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71146) - you deserved it (8003)

On 03/04/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by Damn_her (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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