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Today, I was boarding mah flighthen I got pulled aside 4 looking suspicious. As she was opening mah bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip sereched 4 mah trouble. FML
looool Today... I was teasing mah little brother. Later that night... I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing mah teeth... mah little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing mah toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, my wife an I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she pulled up to the pumps because I had to buy some things from the store !! I returned to see my wife proudly filling the tank !! Smiling, she told me that diesel was cheaper than regular gas !! We don't own a diesel car !! FML
Friday 27 March 2015