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Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, telling him how much I loved him. His answer? "Less lovin' more humpin'." This happens every single time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22021) - you deserved it (25956)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:14am - intimacy - by fml - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, at some point, and for some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemed like a good idea to get completely shitfaced on tequila and try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML

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On 08/01/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend of ten months sent me a picture message of her making out with a guy. Under it, it read "you can pick your stuff up in the morning." FML

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On 06/18/2009 at 11:08am - intimacy - by larvagirl23 (woman) - United States (Texas)



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