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  • Birth Date : Friday 11 August 1989 (26 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 224
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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dephey89's favorite FMLs

Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, telling him how much I loved him. His answer? "Less lovin' more humpin'." This happens every single time. FML

by fml / 08/12/2011 at 2:14am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, at some point, and for some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemed like a good idea to get completely shitfaced on tequila and try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML

by Anonymous / 08/01/2011 at 5:47pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend of ten months sent me a picture message of her making out with a guy. Under it, it read, "You can pick your stuff up in the morning." FML

by larvagirl23 / 06/18/2009 at 11:08am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy