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demonpudding
  • Town/Country : New Hartford, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 January 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1532
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About demonpudding : I'm 17, and a Senior in HS. I'm going to UND to become a pilot.

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Today, I went out on a first date with a cute guy. Turns out we won't be going on a date again because I didn't know the difference between "Star Wars" and "Star Trek." FML

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On 05/15/2009 at 5:17pm - love - by not4geeks (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in line for Star Trek and chatting with another couple about a guy who came to the movie wearing a Starfleet uniform. We were having a good snicker about this "Geek" until my cell phone rang. My ringtone is the sound made by the Star Trek communicator. FML

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On 05/12/2009 at 10:11am - misc - by Ottawa (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML

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On 03/11/2009 at 12:42am - intimacy - by theassman (man) - United States (Missouri)



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