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  • Town/Country : Paris, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 May 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 467
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Today, I got approached by a hot young lady in a bar. After joking around for a few minutes she said "hey I love your jacket, where'd you get that?". I then told her that it's actually a replica of the Indiana Jones jacket. This is when she remembered that she "had to go somewhere". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13219) - you deserved it (43702)

On 04/24/2009 at 12:40pm - love - by cole (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47574) - you deserved it (8467)

On 03/27/2009 at 10:47am - work - by mjohnston (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (377547) - you deserved it (54168)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by gentileman (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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