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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 May 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I got approached by a hot young lady in a bar. After joking around for a few minutes she said "hey I love your jacket, where'd you get that?". I then told her that it's actually a replica of the Indiana Jones jacket. This is when she remembered that she "had to go somewhere". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15932) - you deserved it (54564)

On 04/24/2009 at 12:40pm - love - by cole (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53215) - you deserved it (10934)

On 03/27/2009 at 10:47am - work - by mjohnston (man) - United States (Texas)



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