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Today, my expensive, multi-feature, water proof watch was destroyed... by water. FML
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On 03/17/2011 at 6:39pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)
Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML
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On 03/17/2011 at 5:26pm - misc - by boom - United States (Maryland)
Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML
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On 03/17/2011 at 2:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I went on a date, the first one I've been on since my last boyfriend broke up with me 6 months ago. We were in a restaurant, and at the end of meal he insisted on paying the bill. He wanted to leave a 15% tip but couldn't work out in his head how much to leave. The bill was for £100. FML
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On 03/16/2011 at 1:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, while at a school anti-drugs assembly, the speaker asked everyone to stand up if they knew someone who had died of an overdose. As I stood up, my friend hit me in the side, making me laugh. I stood frozen under accusing glares while the speaker bitched me out for a good 5 minutes. FML
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On 03/15/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by Embarassed (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I got a call from my long distance girlfriend. She's about a month pregnant. I haven't seen her in person for six months, but she still insists it's mine. I don't know which would be worse: her lying or her being that stupid. FML
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On 03/15/2011 at 11:50am - love - by notthedad (man) - China
Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
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On 03/14/2011 at 2:31pm - misc - by lonelynessinCA (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by way of making me an account on an online dating site. He then emailed me the account information and left. FML
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On 03/14/2011 at 1:22pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML
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On 03/12/2011 at 5:53am - misc - by Nerrh - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I woke up screaming after a nightmare about clowns, which wouldn't be too bad if I hadn't been surrounded by coworkers. FML
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On 03/11/2011 at 11:05am - work - by scaredofbozo -
Today, I was trying out for my school's athletics team. As I reached the finish line for the 100m sprint, there was so much momentum I couldn't stop. I ended up running into a wall. FML
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On 03/11/2011 at 9:33am - misc - by uncoretard -
Today, as I couldn't get the airplane seat buckle to buckle, I faced the fact that I've been in denial about how fat I have become. The people in my row faced it too as I began to sob uncontrollably. FML
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On 03/08/2011 at 1:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, my son broke a window at school playing football. Not only did he break one, he broke the other window next to it. His excuse? He tried making it look like a bird flew in one way and flew out the other. I have to pay $800 to fix it. FML
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On 03/06/2011 at 6:28am - money - by notsosmart - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was babysitting for my usual. After putting the baby to sleep I put some popcorn in the microwave and went to the bathroom. When I came out the whole kitchen was filled with smoke. One of the neighbors saw and called 911. I'm out of a job. FML
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On 03/06/2011 at 2:18am - work - by Dx - United States (California)
Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML
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On 03/05/2011 at 7:24pm - misc - by poked - United States (Pennsylvania)
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