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  • Town/Country : Floresville, Tx, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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About demented_potatoe : Hellllo there!!! I'm a mermaid in a sea of basic bitches

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Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46645) - you deserved it (4474)

On 08/03/2013 at 2:46am - misc - by fsdjhgasjlhg (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML

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On 11/11/2009 at 10:05pm - misc - by DangerZone (man) - United States (California)



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