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  • Number of visits : 5946
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About dem54 : a unique name calls for a unique girl thats for shit.
i aint no hardcore artist but i do love art
i also enjoy :
the beach
roller coasters
the little guys from scrubbing bubbles
reading fml's
taking pictures
snowboarding and travelling.

ps. im half more than you

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dem54's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at a family get together with distant relatives. My grandma made a point to say how all of the grandkids brought their boyfriends or girlfriends. She looks at me, then turns to everyone and says "But not our Becky! She is more interested in her cats right now than finding a man." FML


I agree, your life sucks (52182) - you deserved it (6593)

On 05/07/2009 at 11:38pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a phone interview with my potential new boss. I was getting excited about the prospects of landing a great job. I had nailed every question the man asked me and right after he told me he'll call me tomorrow if he wants me to come in I sweetly said, "Talk to you tomorrow, Love you" FML


I agree, your life sucks (24186) - you deserved it (56760)

On 05/07/2009 at 5:10pm - work - by jobless (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML


I agree, your life sucks (72043) - you deserved it (16897)

On 04/17/2009 at 10:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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