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Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29768) - you deserved it (7631)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

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272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63959) - you deserved it (3198)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found there was a 4 year old boy behind me on my flight. When I looked at him, he screamed playfully and hid. I decided to play tiger with him. While I was grinning like a tiger and trying to scratch him, he smashed a water bottle across my face. I now have a black eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14110) - you deserved it (33125)

On 05/14/2011 at 9:32am - misc - by Plasticface (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was working with some shelter puppies transporting them to the vet's. I got all of the puppies in but one, and when I went to pull him out, I realized he had gotten car sick. Before I could stop it happening, he wagged his vomit-covered tail and hit me in the face. FML

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63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21563) - you deserved it (2657)

On 09/20/2010 at 2:13am - work - by sandra - United States

Today, my daughter asked me what is the youngest age at which you should start having sex. Being a good mom, I said that she shouldn't have sex until after she's been married. My daughter then said, "Oh... shoot," and walked away. My daughter is twelve. FML

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On 06/29/2009 at 8:40pm - intimacy - by blazer - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds in he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek and leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML

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On 02/25/2009 at 11:51pm - intimacy - by jsw029 (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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