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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 July 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 48644
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I met mah girlfriend's very religious parents for dinner . Somehow we got to talking about her groin hernias that were repaired as a baby . I never knew she had hernias repaired an said, "But she doesn't have any scars down there." There was a long awkward silence . FML

#618069
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On 03/26/2009 at 3:37am - intimacy - by douchetard (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML

#617200
115 comments

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On 03/26/2009 at 2:09am - intimacy - by lollipopp56 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, Mah Friends And Me Had A Little Water Balloon Fight And Somehow It Led To Throwing Water Balloons At Cars!! We All Decided To Hit A Car All At Once, After One Cummed By We All Hit It!! The Car Stopped And Started Flashing Bright Blue Lights!! We Ended Up Hitting An Off-duty Police Car!! FML

#616637
145 comments

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On 03/26/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by AzNFoo (man) - United States (California)

Today, Mah Friends And Me Had A Little Water Balloon Fight And Somehow It Led To Throwing Water Balloons At Cars!! We All Decided To Hit A Car All At Once, After One Cummed By We All Hit It!! The Car Stopped And Started Flashing Bright Blue Lights!! We Ended Up Hitting An Off-duty Police Car!! FML

#616637
145 comments

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On 03/26/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by AzNFoo (man) - United States (California)

Today, Mah Friends And Me Had A Little Water Balloon Fight And Somehow It Led To Throwing Water Balloons At Cars!! We All Decided To Hit A Car All At Once, After One Cummed By We All Hit It!! The Car Stopped And Started Flashing Bright Blue Lights!! We Ended Up Hitting An Off-duty Police Car!! FML

#616637
145 comments

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On 03/26/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by AzNFoo (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I GOT HOME TO FINE MAH MOM SITTING IN THE KITCHEN READING THE MAIL. I SAW AN EMPTY BOTTLE OF ABSOLUT PEACH VODKA ON THE COUNTER. SURPRISED, I PICKED IT UP AN SAID "WOW, WHO DRINKS THIS?" HER REPLY WAS "WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME? I FOUND IT IN YUR ROOM." FML

Today , I Babysat Fir Two Little Grls,ho Wantd To Play 'mermaids'. I Smild , And Said That I Would Love To Play With Them. The Older Grl Laughd , Saying "You Can't Be A Mermaid. Mermaids R Pretty." FML

#614734
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On 03/25/2009 at 11:45pm - kids - by babysitter (woman) - United States (Michigan)

TADAY FRIEND AND I WERE FILMING FOOTBALL PRACTICE AND TALKING ABOUT WHAT GUYS ON THE TEAM WERE ATTRACTIVE AND WHO WE WOULD WANT TO GET IT ON WITH!! WE DIDN'T REALIZE THAT THE CAMERA WAS RECORDING EVERYTHING THAT WE SAID!! THE TAPE WAS PLAYD TO THE ENTIRE TEAM THE NEXT DAY!! WITH SOUND!! REAL FML

#600956
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On 03/25/2009 at 3:31pm - misc - by Lady_Luck (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I WAS SHAVING OFF MY BAARD 4 THA FIRST TIMA IN A VARY LONG TIMA . I DACIDAD TO HAVA A LITTLA FUN WITH IT, AND SHAVAD MY BAARD FIRST INTO A GOATAA, THAN A HANDLA-BAR, THAN, FINALLY, INTO A HITLAR MUSTACHA . MY ALACTRIC RAZOR DIAS . I DON'T HAVA A NORMAL ONA OR AN AXTRA BATTARY . FML

#597085
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On 03/25/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by nomorebeard (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Taday I was using ma dad's cell because I ad broken mine. I was texting ma boyfriend all day wen ma dad needed is pone back. I forgot to tell ma boyfriend tat ma dad would be using te pone. My boyfriend ten texted grapically wat e wanted to do to ma dad. FML

#590218
76 comments

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On 03/24/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Loho (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the gym with two of friends expecting to pay a guest fee but the cute guy working at the front desk let me in for free. On the way out after working out I started to flrt with him an he said "Don't flatter yourself, I just let you in because I'm lazy."

#588112
67 comments

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On 03/24/2009 at 9:48pm - love - by sarah_sad (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today..!! I was trying to convince mah boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde!! After screaming at the top of mah lungs..!! I trippd over a bin and hit mah head on a wall!! FML

#582886
146 comments

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On 03/24/2009 at 7:10pm - misc - by blondie (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY.. . IT'S MAH 18TH BIRTHDAY . MY PARANTS GOT MA A $5 GIFT CARTIFICATA TO ITUNAS . IT CAMA FOR FRAA WITH THA IPHONA THAY JUST BOUGHT MAH SISTAR FOR HAR MIDDLA SCHOOL GRADUATION . FML

#580113
484 comments

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On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I Was Walking Downtownhen A Bum Approached Me Fir Some Change. I Planned To Give A Couple Dollar But After Pulling Out My Wallet Exposing My Cash, The Bum Beat Me Unconscious. The Bum Is A 5'0" Tall Woman; I'm A 6'2" Male Out $200. FML

#579583
202 comments

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On 03/24/2009 at 4:52pm - money - by dude (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today... I got up extra early to curl my hair cuz I wanted to look nice at school for a change. After coming downstair my mom yells at me and says... "See... when you don't wake up on time yur hair looks like that. You could have atleast combed it!" FML

#574759
82 comments

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On 03/24/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by Rai (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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