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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 July 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 49143
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Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

#72
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I agree, your life sucks (68958) - you deserved it (6650)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15139) - you deserved it (49321)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - love - by SweeT -



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