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delphina
  • Town/Country : Somewhere in Wiscompton, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 July 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 45379
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

#123
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I agree, your life sucks (38976) - you deserved it (11495)

On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59625) - you deserved it (5143)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12137) - you deserved it (38232)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - love - by SweeT -



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