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by Chimychunga / 08/01/2010 at 2:47am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by anne / 07/30/2010 at 7:23pm / Canada / Transportation
Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
by hairless / 07/30/2010 at 2:45am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML
by Anonymous / 07/22/2010 at 8:39pm / United Kingdom (Gloucestershire) / Intimacy
by jennavankirk / 07/22/2010 at 7:08pm / United States / Love
by emih / 02/21/2010 at 3:32am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I hung out with the guy I've liked for the first time in 3 years. And when he left, I gave him a hug, he pushed me, I tripped, and hit my head into the wall. Then to save his embarassment, pushed me over onto the couch and pretended to rape me. FML
by C.Neyy / 02/21/2010 at 2:04am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Intimacy
Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend of 2 and a half years told me that he believes in females being subservient, that I'm not allowed to have opinions anymore, that he is "the alpha dog" and I'm merely the "beta dog", and that I have to "get used to it." FML
by Shirley / 02/14/2010 at 7:43pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, I was working when an older lady came up to buy a coffee. Her son cried for a cup of whipped cream to snack on. She shook her head, silently telling me to say no. I said we were out. The mother took her drink and said, "I'm sorry honey, but the mean man said you couldn't have any." FML
by nichaneely / 02/09/2010 at 10:32pm / United States (Tennessee) / Work
by chanclepants / 01/27/2010 at 8:35am / Intimacy
- Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my… Today, my 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test came back positive. I wanted to know who the father… Today, I was at a frat band party dancing with my girl when I felt some liquid on my arm. Normally,…