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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 June 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4853
  • Number of comments : 90
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About defsdgdh : i like climbing and ps3...add me if u have one psn: defsdgdh

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Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML

#12239634
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28781) - you deserved it (5096)

On 08/01/2010 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Chimychunga (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 20 year old son decided it would be funny to unbuckle my seat belt while the cops were right beside us. FML

#12212564
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28260) - you deserved it (3695)

On 07/30/2010 at 7:23pm - misc - by anne (woman) - Canada

Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML

#12203978
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37249) - you deserved it (5144)

On 07/30/2010 at 7:34am - love - by Tree (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML

#12201100
266 comments

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On 07/30/2010 at 2:45am - intimacy - by hairless (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML

#12112091
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43062) - you deserved it (4259)

On 07/25/2010 at 10:32pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my sister was on television. It would have been great if she weren't being handcuffed for burglary. FML

#12090028
64 comments

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On 07/24/2010 at 7:21pm - love - by ghostyyy - Sent from mobile version

Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML

#12051058
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35524) - you deserved it (15282)

On 07/22/2010 at 8:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I lied to a group of 8 year olds about having a boyfriend. FML

#12049549
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17683) - you deserved it (27500)

On 07/22/2010 at 7:08pm - love - by jennavankirk - United States

Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML

#8653612
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17017) - you deserved it (3616)

On 02/25/2010 at 11:20pm - intimacy - by Katrina641 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend came to my workplace and presented me with a lock of his hair. His pubic hair that he'd just cut. FML

#8507226
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20468) - you deserved it (2668)

On 02/21/2010 at 3:32am - intimacy - by emih (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I hung out with the guy I've liked for the first time in 3 years. And when he left, I gave him a hug, he pushed me, I tripped, and hit my head into the wall. Then to save his embarassment, pushed me over onto the couch and pretended to rape me. FML

Today, while in bed with my game obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

#8455591
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18282) - you deserved it (5853)

On 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend of 2 and a half years told me that he believes in females being subservient, that I'm not allowed to have opinions anymore, that he is "the alpha dog" and I'm merely the "beta dog", and that I have to "get used to it." FML

#8263178
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31467) - you deserved it (6862)

On 02/14/2010 at 7:43pm - love - by Shirley (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was working when an older lady came up to buy a coffee. Her son cried for a cup of whipped cream to snack on. She shook her head, silently telling me to say no. I said we were out. The mother took her drink and said, "I'm sorry honey, but the mean man said you couldn't have any." FML

#8069688
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29420) - you deserved it (3196)

On 02/09/2010 at 10:32pm - work - by nichaneely (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42210) - you deserved it (11938)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version



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