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About definatelywierd : I'm from this godforsaken phallic shaped peninsula known as Florida. That should be enough.

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Today, I went to visit my parents. Dad went on a religious tirade, and Mum got sick of him and pelted a Brazil nut at his head. Dad then lost his shit, and told Mum to go to her room and pray. I now remember why I moved out of home in the first place. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26255) - you deserved it (2213)

On 09/13/2009 at 8:42am - misc - by Sigh (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mom found a condom in my pocket while doing my laundry. Instead of having the subsequent discussion about the birds and the bees my mother simply asked "Who would have sex with you?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41327) - you deserved it (3768)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by dpl (man) - United States (New York)



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