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Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8614) - you deserved it (58852)

On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29250) - you deserved it (4541)

On 01/31/2010 at 7:24pm - love - by JK (man) - United States (California)



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