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deathy94
  • Town/Country : raccoon city, zombie land
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 March 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 530
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I had to explain to one of my high school students that the importance of Pearl Harbor was not, in fact, because the Japanese stole the US pearl supply. FML

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Today, I walked past a building site near my house, there was a sign saying "WARNING - Beware of the scaffolding". I started laughing at the stupidity of the sign, and walked straight into a metal pole. FML

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