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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 March 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 575
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML

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167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45497) - you deserved it (8898)

On 05/20/2014 at 4:08pm - misc - by fuckingdieyouoldhag (woman) - United States

Today, I had to explain to one of my high school students that the importance of Pearl Harbor was not, in fact, because the Japanese stole the US pearl supply. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41440) - you deserved it (3582)

On 01/07/2014 at 7:00pm - work - by tpj24 - United States (Iowa)

Today, I walked past a building site near my house, there was a sign saying "WARNING - Beware of the scaffolding". I started laughing at the stupidity of the sign, and walked straight into a metal pole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6665) - you deserved it (52715)

On 06/17/2009 at 9:40am - misc - by jonnyc - United Kingdom (Hertford)



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