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deathy94

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deathy94

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 March 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 621
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Visits<b>thefmlman2011</b> - the 10/03/2014 at 7:47am<b>Welshite</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 11:17am<b>MickeyTheDoge27</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 11:13pm<b>zBLAKEz</b> - the 08/23/2014 at 4:57am<b>Yogibob</b> - the 07/19/2014 at 3:28pm<b>Mexicandruglord</b> - the 07/11/2014 at 2:02am<b>FMLmercy</b> - the 07/10/2014 at 1:07am<b>Brandi_Faith</b> - the 05/26/2014 at 7:21am<b>inn0centaphid</b> - the 05/01/2014 at 10:25pm<b>Sparkleaf</b> - the 04/28/2014 at 1:44am<b>curticus</b> - the 04/23/2014 at 4:02pm<b>iMelonix</b> - the 04/14/2014 at 11:23pm<b>boostedc</b> - the 04/14/2014 at 3:18am<b>Gift_of_humor</b> - the 04/14/2014 at 2:44am<b>chance456</b> - the 03/16/2014 at 6:50pm<b>Trollx</b> - the 02/24/2014 at 1:01pm<b>imshadyxo</b> - the 02/16/2014 at 4:27am<b>Cupcake040</b> - the 02/15/2014 at 9:40pm

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deathy94's favorite FMLs

Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML

#21146408
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45633) - you deserved it (8904)

On 05/20/2014 at 4:08pm - misc - by fuckingdieyouoldhag (woman) - United States

Today, I had to explain to one of my high school students that the importance of Pearl Harbor was not, in fact, because the Japanese stole the US pearl supply. FML

#21020544
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41512) - you deserved it (3584)

On 01/07/2014 at 7:00pm - work - by tpj24 - United States (Iowa)

Today, I walked past a building site near my house, there was a sign saying "WARNING - Beware of the scaffolding". I started laughing at the stupidity of the sign, and walked straight into a metal pole. FML

#2963436
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6871) - you deserved it (53454)

On 06/17/2009 at 9:40am - misc - by jonnyc - United Kingdom (Hertford)



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