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Today, my fish's tank was all green and nasty, but I had no time to clean it because I woke up late, so the job was left to my mom. When I came back, the water level seemed high, and the fish looked a little strange, so I asked my mom what she did. She said "I cleaned the tank with chlorine!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42415) - you deserved it (27164)

On 03/17/2009 at 12:34am - animals - by Poorfish (man) - United States (California)

Today, I walked past a man handing out miniature Bibles on my way to class. He handed me one, commenting "here, you look like you need this." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19365) - you deserved it (3957)

On 02/04/2009 at 8:18pm - misc - by Michigan (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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