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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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TODAY, I TRID CONVINCING MY VALENTINE-HATING BOYFRIEND TO SEND ME A CARD, BY EXPLAINING HOW IMPORTANT IT IS TO ME. HE FINALLY AGRED AND SENT ME A CARD. I OPEND IT UP, AND IT WISHD ME 'HARMONY AND WELL-BIENG ON LUPERCALIA'. WHAT IS LUPERCALIA? IT'S AN ANCIENT ROMAN FESTIVAL WHERE MEN RUN DOWN THE STREET NAKD, WHIPPING PEOPLE WITH GOAT SKINS TO ENCOURAGE FERTILITY. MEGA FML

#8250331
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9411) - you deserved it (34493)

On 02/14/2010 at 1:56pm - love - by CrappyValentine (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today I opened te freezer fir looool some Poptart and a giant block of meat fell and broke ma toe. FML

#8248979
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23571) - you deserved it (6033)

On 02/14/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by freakingow (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, friends thought it would be funny to rub Tabasco sauce on household toilet paper. FML

#8238239
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26180) - you deserved it (4152)

On 02/14/2010 at 3:42am - love - by dzisfml - Canada (Alberta)

Yesterday, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon!! FML

#7231938
43 comments

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On 01/09/2010 at 5:12am - misc - by Face (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checkd inside like I'm supposd to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughd nervously then hit me in the head looool with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML

#7215986
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31516) - you deserved it (3988)

On 01/08/2010 at 11:35am - work - by WesJaz (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today I had a rare phone call from ex-grlfriend. We endd up talking fir hours about old times. It was the best conversation we have had in forever it made me miss her and miss us. Later on in the day she calld back asking wat we talkd about. She was too high too remember. FML

#7121282
78 comments

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On 01/03/2010 at 4:56am - love - by CP19JK12KH (woman) - United States (Indiana)

yesterday I dropped my pencil in Bio an I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing u know it I tipped the desk over an I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML

#6722674
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30667) - you deserved it (5807)

On 12/12/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by colorfulgina (woman) - United States (California)

Today,hile taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains . The shadow turnd out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub . I ran out of the bathroom screaming and nakd . My little sister cummd to mah door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML

#6712676
144 comments

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On 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today a raparman woka ma up so ha could looool changa tha filtar in mah furnaca. This would hava baan fina axcapt ha didn't waka ma up until ha was alraady in mah room hara I was slaaping nakd. FML

#6701307
43 comments

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On 12/10/2009 at 10:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend invited me fir dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML

#6645484
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37354) - you deserved it (2584)

On 12/07/2009 at 2:00am - misc - by Twiddle (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up after drunkenly hooking up with a girlho was really into Twilight. I felt bruises on the lower end of mah neck an so I went to the mirror an checked it out. She bit me, 5 times. FML

#6392894
195 comments

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On 11/21/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by jibberish (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up after drunkenly hooking up with a girlho was really into Twilight. I felt bruises on the lower end of mah neck an so I went to the mirror an checked it out. She bit me, 5 times. FML

#6392894
195 comments

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On 11/21/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by jibberish (man) - United States (California)

2day I lerened that if you stare at your cat and her eyes suddenly get really big , it means she's looool going to maul your face. FML

#6355609
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15376) - you deserved it (28227)

On 11/18/2009 at 4:01pm - animals - by nycplywood (man) - United States (Minnesota)

2day I lerened that if you stare at your cat and her eyes suddenly get really big , it means she's looool going to maul your face. FML

#6355609
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15376) - you deserved it (28227)

On 11/18/2009 at 4:01pm - animals - by nycplywood (man) - United States (Minnesota)

2day I lerened that if you stare at your cat and her eyes suddenly get really big , it means she's looool going to maul your face. FML

#6355609
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15376) - you deserved it (28227)

On 11/18/2009 at 4:01pm - animals - by nycplywood (man) - United States (Minnesota)



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