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  • Birth Date : Friday 16 September 1994 (19 years)
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Visits<b>FrecklesXO</b> - the 03/29/2010 at 12:12am

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Today, I bought a parakeet for my kids. When I got home and presented it to them, they wanted to let him fly around inside. We went around the house making sure all the windows and doors were shut. Unfortunately I forgot to turn off the ceiling fan. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31516) - you deserved it (57693)

On 03/10/2009 at 8:10pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

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On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

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On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)



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