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  • Birth Date : Friday 16 September 1994 (20 years)
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Visits<b>FrecklesXO</b> - the 03/29/2010 at 12:12am

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Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bd, went to the bathroom an went back to bd. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamd that I got out of bd. FML

#8972431
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On 03/10/2010 at 12:56pm - misc - by watersport (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because apparently I don't appreciate ow e's different from oter guys. I only told im tat sowering once a mont was not normal. FML

#8967212
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On 03/10/2010 at 7:12am - love - by dumped - United States (Texas)

Today,hile attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire . mega FML

#8956566
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On 03/09/2010 at 9:07pm - misc - by Al (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today... I walked into a subway car which was empty except 4 this sleeping hobo. Three stops later... the guy wakes up an starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me... I didn't realize that he would start running towards me... still peeing. FML

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On 03/09/2010 at 1:31am - misc - by CreepedOut (man) - United States (New York)

I got food poisoning and have had the worst looool diarrhea ever. I laid down in bd, hoping to get some resthen my dad thought it'd be a good idea to sneak into my room and scare the shit out of me. Literally. FML

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On 03/08/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by itsEVERYWHERE (woman) - United States (Washington)

2day I was really bored and decided to annoy mah mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug mah mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

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On 03/07/2010 at 10:08pm - misc - by Numbnuts (man) - United States (California)

2day I was really bored and decided to annoy mah mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug mah mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

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On 03/07/2010 at 10:08pm - misc - by Numbnuts (man) - United States (California)

2day I was really bored and decided to annoy mah mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug mah mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

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On 03/07/2010 at 10:08pm - misc - by Numbnuts (man) - United States (California)

YESTERDAY, I FOUND OUT HOW MATURE THE GUY I'M SEEING IS. AFTER SEX, HE TOOK THE CONDOM OFF AND HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH IT. FML

#8889344
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On 03/07/2010 at 9:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I caugt my dog attempting to sit on te carpet. Wen I saw im, I screamd. Startld, e ran around te ouse, continuing to take is sit. Now, I don't ave to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger unt an fine all of te scatterd turds. real FML

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On 03/05/2010 at 12:17am - animals - by Catois (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster instead of dying it bites yur testicles. real FML

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On 03/01/2010 at 4:13am - animals - by ItHurtsLIkeHell (man) - Malaysia (Pulau Pinang)

TODAY, MAH DOG FARTD . IMMEDIATELY, HE TURND AROUND TO SNIFF HIS STINK THEN FURIOUSLY LICKD HIS BUTTHOLE . HE THEN LICKD MAH NOSE . FML

#8658906
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On 02/26/2010 at 6:13am - animals - by aaalias34 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Was Looking Down At My Chest And Noticd The Hairs Growing Upon It. For A 16 Year Old, It's Pretty Impressive. It's A Shame That I'm A Girl Though. Mega FML

#8590174
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On 02/23/2010 at 3:36pm - misc - by Kay (woman) - United Kingdom

today I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts!! You can!! mega FML

#8581671
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On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I Had First Ice Skating Lesson!! I Had To Wait 5 Years For A Rink To Open In Town, 2 Weeks For Lessons To Begin, But Only 10 Minutes To Fall And Hit Tailbone So Hard That I Can't Walk!! FML

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On 02/15/2010 at 1:40pm - health - by skatergrrrl (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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